- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

nickel back

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

your life

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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