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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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