What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Anti-jokes are funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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