hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Sex

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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