- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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