- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Abortion.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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