- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A fish swims up your penis...

hi penis ham telephone

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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