- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Tough crowd tonight...

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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