- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What stops a train? A missile

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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