why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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