Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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