- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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