- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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