- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

This is a joke.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Death by kayak

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Caca.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Chris Bosh's neck

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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