What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

copy me and i will kill you

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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