- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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