- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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