- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Your mom.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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