- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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