- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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