Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

justin littleton being sucessful

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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