- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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