What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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