- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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