Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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