What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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