What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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can you pass the soap?

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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