Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is 33 + 1? Penis

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Your mother is so fat.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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