So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Corn Muffins

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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