One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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