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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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