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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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