- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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