- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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