- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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