- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Blacks

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

i lost the game

What's a joke? Funny

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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