- Anti Joke

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson