- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

every knight i see an owl at window

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Do the roar!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

G:nock nock B:come in!

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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