How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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