There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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