-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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