Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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