When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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