- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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