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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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