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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is older than history?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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