- Anti Joke

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

I? Everett

What stops a train? A missile

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.