Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Tim likes girls

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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