- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A black man walks out of a police station

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Ian's mind Elevator music

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

The EPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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