A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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