What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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