- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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