An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Camerons hair is Curly..

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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