- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Suck pussy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Guess what What

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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