- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I woke up today

Nah

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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