- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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