roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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