A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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