What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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THE GAME

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you call an arab ?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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hi mom

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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