Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Cliterus

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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