- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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