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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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