- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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