Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

White men's rights

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

I named my son ps2 controller

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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