What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Neither have I

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Dakota Fanning

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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school homewrok

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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