Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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