Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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