When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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