What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Blacks

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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