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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Roses are red Im adopted

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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