- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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