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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

People...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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