- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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