How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Corn Muffins

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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