- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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