- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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