- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

You bumder!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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