France had one revolution

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call an arab ?

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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