- Anti Joke

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.