- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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