Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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