Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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