- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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John Cena for president

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help