- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

flavin's head

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Actually it was me Josh brown

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

roses are red violets are indigo

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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