Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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you suck

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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