How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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