What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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