- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

I read the terms of service.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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