- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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