How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

This sentance contains three errers

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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