What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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A gay man watches football.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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