What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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