- Anti Joke

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Face Hunter is scum

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear