- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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