- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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