- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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