- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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