A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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