- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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sucks Syntax...

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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