- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Make me famous

whats brown and booky a book.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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