- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why did the zebra cross the road?

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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