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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

White men's rights

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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