- Anti Joke

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

It got hit by a rocket.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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