- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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