Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Anti Joke

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