three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Anti Joke

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