What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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