What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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