why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Politics.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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