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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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