- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Robin, get in the batmobile

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What is older than history?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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