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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

this last joke was a correction to the other one

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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