A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Jack Stevens

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