- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

hello

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

AIDS

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Turkeys are obese

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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