- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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