- Anti Joke

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.