- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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