What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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It got hit by a rocket.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Leave. Now.

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Anti Joke

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