- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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