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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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