did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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XD Jackass.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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