- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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