Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

seek beauty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

autistic kids rock

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Homosexualism is so gay man

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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