- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Poker face

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What? Yes.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's red and a cow? Red cow

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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