- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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