Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Bob Saget

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Lewis

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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